May have gone almost 3 weeks without posting. Woops. However, in my defence, most of that time was during exams, when pretty much nothing at all happened. On the saturday of half term I went to siobhans for a BBQ, and that was pretty much my total social interaction for the half term. History and politics went better than I expected, so I'm pretty much safe for straight B's at the very least, or so I hope. The saturday after the exams was the end of AS party at mine. I begain drinking at 2, while having a few people over to watch the football. Despite the fact that I have totally no interestin football, I figured it was better than do nothing. And also an excuse to start drinking. My 'rents eventually left at around half 3, at which point richy c pilch and innes were sent off to get alcy. People started arriving from about 4, and soon after the alcohol arrive. A lot of alcohol.

That much alcohol, to be exact. About 8 crates of beer, 5 crates of alcopops and other random crap. Needlesses to say, it was a most excellent evening with numerous drunk people. Both the sams threw up, with sam kear throwing up on my living room floor, which wasn't too pleasant. Sam the Yob mainly stayed outside. Other events of the evening included ben going absolutely mental for some reason, resulting in about five of us having to hold him back. Lots of people used the pool (hench why I've spent the last few days changing the filter 'cause its so damn dirty) and a few people went down the end of the road to egg kents house, which was just classic. Oh, and matt persuaded me to hit a bong. I went from semi fucked to totally fucked in one hit, as this photo shows. Taken just after said bong.Don't I just look totally and utterly stupid?

Eventually at about 4AM I threw som sleeping bags downstairs and went to sleep for a couple of hours. The next day I spent limping around and tidying up, thanks to the fact that I totally messed up my ankle at some points of the evening. Thankfully matt danni duncan and richy c stayed around to help, with special thanks going to danni for doing a ton to help, and ben and abbie for helping in the morning while I was still sleeping. Unfortunately there was holes in the trampoline from fag butts or something, my pool had gone totally murky, and the area of grass beside my pool had become a marsh. My 'rents came home about 11:30, and they wern't best pleased, saying that it was the last party I would be having while they're away. Now I've been enjoying my first few days back at school. Not. Off to mikes tonight, and then paintballing on sunday. You better watch your back paul, or your a dead man.