You can't buy us with your dollar bills

I have 30 brusies about my person. But it was so worth it. But I'm getting ahead of myself, first comes mikes party on friday. After some serious last minute organising of people to come get alcy, I headed off to sainsburys to be met by saul paul and ardy. We got alcohol, and went over to mikes, arriving at about 7. Mikes neighbours were standing outside at the time, as they were for everyone else arriving. Problem is that mike was only allowed 3 people over. So he may be a dead man. Anyway, We started drinking straight away pretty much, and just sat down and talked for a bit at first, while everyone got a bit merry. People eventually started moving around into the kitchen, upstairs, especially when there was a gamers charge to mikes room in order to check out Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, which turned out to be amazing. Unfortunately, I don't have space on my hard drive for it right now. Time for a defragmentation, and also buying a new hard drive. I ended up getting fairly drunk, chatted outside with gareth for a bit, held gemmas hair as she threw up the vodka I had bought for her, and generally did the whole drunken party thing, except with a lot more beer bongs. I crashed out on mikes bed at about 4 in the morning, waking up again around 6, laying there for a few hours before mike came in to inform he would shortly be leaving for music school. Me nick and ardy hung around and cleaned up for a bit, and I left mike a couple of presents for when he got back, but generally I was a good boy, and even locked up when I left at about 10. I then went home, ate, played some Guild Wars, had a lay down, then went to adams t around 4:30. Most of the time there was spent in the pool, where we messed around for an hour or so before playing water polo for a good few hours, which was great fun. Though generally adam annoys me, I often feel sorry for him, and sometimes he can be pretty cool, and thankfully he was being pretty cool yesterday. After going in the pool we had a BBQ, which was tasty. I went home at about 8, but failed at getting an early night 'cause I played Guild Wars. Next morning at 8 quirke called on me, and we headed over to hillingdon station, where TomoG picked us up, and we headed off to paintballing. The day was pretty effectively awesome, even if I did spend about 25 quid on extra paintballs. But all of us did really. We played 8 different games of 4 different fields, as we played one game then swapped ends of swapped from attack to defence. You got points and stuff for doing different things. I ended up switching teams halfway through, as most of the people doing it had booked only 6 games, and pauls brothers friends chose me to come onto their team. Maybe I should have sucked more then I wouldn't have been chosen to change onto the opposite team. Another bad thing about the kids finishing before us was that they unloaded all their bullets early. And at one point I got it unloaded on me, being hit 7 times in the back. I did get us a ton of points though. But the little shits should have stopped firing when they got me once. As mentioned earlier, I have a total of about 30 bruises. This is partly because I ran forward a lot, and therefore got shot a lot, and also 'cause half the time the bullets didn't explode. I see no point in hanging back, its no fun. So I say the more bruises you got, the more awesome time you had. And on that logic, my day rocked. Which it did. And now I need to sleep before I fall asleep and get QWERTY imprinted on my face. Its happened before.